• mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

nirvana-teens:

omg

s3xnoise:

me

uhm that’s kind of freaking bomb

• me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
• 300 attempts later
• me:

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